The world according to The Onion:
1) Thousands More Dead in Continuing Iraq Victory
2) Al Gore Caught Warming Globe tto Increase Box Office Profits
3) Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce
4) Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions
5) Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon
6) Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm Elections
7) NASA Launches Probe To Inform Pluto Of Demotion
8) Osama Bin Laden Takes Credit For Crocodile Hunter's Death
9) Generous Vice President Cheney Gives Hard-Working Media Field Day
10) Coretta Scott King's Wiretap Ends
1 comments:
I was more impressed by Kansas Outlaws Practice of Evolution and Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections, as far as their ideas and writing goes this year.
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