The City Pages has done a profile of PZ Myers titled The Mad Scientist - in reference, I think, to Myer's being pissed off by creationists.
Myers notes that it's listed as one of their most popular articles, but comes in after Savage Love. Sex sells, I suppose. Myer's response: "Man, like I'm sure I could totally out-bizarre him if I were to write his column..."
Mmmm... bedbug sex.
Ya know PZ, you could write a column with fake letters from various members of the animal kingdom, and then give them your advice.