Via Ambivablog, a meme where you Google "[your name] needs" and see what happens.
Unfortunately for me, there's a BBC radion host called Chris Needs, so it kinda throws my results off. After scrolling past a bunch of stuff on him, I get "Chris needs your sex talk." Mmk. On to page 2.
More "Chris Needs" stuff. Then "Chris needs to give me cancer." What? "Chris needs no mic stand." Okay, that's more normal. "Chris needs to ditch the macaroni jewelry." "Chris needs a makeover." Hmmm...
Definitely one of the more interesting memes I've seen in my life. Pass it on.